clontu

Etymology: Clontu -> clonto -> clont -> phont -> pwnt -> pwnd -> ownd -> own. Originally coined by a prominent ownerer by the name of Mr. Fortin, a certain zebra in the recent Disney movie "Racing Stripes," elicited to be christened this name when, in laughing his proverbial arse off with his good ownerer friend Mr. Gutter, made the wild query "Is this Clontu?" This name was, at the time, in Mr. Gutter's MSN username, and thus, the name Clontu was put to the retardedness of the "Racing Stripes" poster shown in the movie theatre on that fateful day.

"Yo, it's like, Clontu!"
"Woah, Clontu there."
"Ayng, your mather is CLONTU!"

by Loltor February 26, 2005

contuvre

Same as continued, only better because Raab Himself says it.

Key key cant be in times squayre, key's gona be lonesum!!
To be contuvre...

by Raab Himself March 26, 2008

Contused penis

Also known as breaking your penis

The act of pressuring the blood in your penis shaft, until it rips open with internal bleeding. Symptoms could be a purple swollen shaft

Doctor: "Looks like you have a bad case of a contused penis"
Abel: "I Shouldn't have rolled over

by LebaAnatnom October 31, 2016

Noggin Clontith

The gnome as seen in the YouTube video; “youvebeengnomed.wmv”

Friend #1: Hey man did you see Noggin Clontith on that one YouTube video?
Friend #2: Yeah man, he’s pretty sexy.

by Toe Pincher February 21, 2019

Coontuck

Being clueless in the most simple situations.

That girl Chloe is such a coontuck that she forgot she needed to breath while talking and passed out.

by Ufert June 13, 2020

clontarf

A clontarf is a feminized liberal male douchebag; a know-it-all phloom who has to have the last word in every conversation; a guy who uses puns, big words, and trivia questions to show everyone how smart he is; a dick weed who always corrects your spelling. Like a black hole, he sucks all other conversation out of the room so that he can only hear himself talk.

See also phloom.

We were laughing our asses off until that clontarf showed up. Fuckin' phloom!

by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008

cooch contusion

discoloration of the vagina after being smanged (the combination of being smashed and banged) usually resulting with a purple color, like a bruise.

Guy: "Whoa girl what happened to your cooch??"
Girl: "Ehhhh I got smanged pretty good..."
Guy: "Daaaaaang girl it looks like you got yourself a cooch contusion"

by raikoue March 30, 2011