Clont 

The word used best to describe someone being a cunt, or a retard

Jayden was angry and Pierce for being a fucking clont

“Hey Jayden, stop shoving items up your ass like a clont!”

Clont by ShutUpConner May 7, 2020

Clont 

Another name for a retard

The OG is full of stupid clonts

Clont by mencken230 August 28, 2009

Clont 

Someone who is acting like a cunt or a retard.

Jayden and Pierce were being clonts.

“Jayden! Stop shoving stuff up your an ass like a clont!”

Clont by ShutUpConner May 7, 2020

Clont 

A derogatory term to represent a blonde haired blue eyed white person

"Youre a fooking clont mate, go take an improve class"

Clont by George the dolphin October 8, 2021

Clont 

What you get when you mix a clown with a cunt

Bob: Jesus! Why is Dave being such a clont today?

Clont by Gromit_Gun73 July 5, 2022

Clont 

a penis fart

"You queefin? I wish I could.. I only can clont."
"Clont?"
"You know, a penis fart!"

Clont by boofinthetrap April 18, 2024

Clintonesque

When a situation or chain of events put you in a situation where your alleged actions or inaction places suspicion upon your involvement in a intentional or accidental murder/suicide or other such nonsense.

It is very Clintonesque of Trudeau to be linked to the murders of the pharmaceutical giant from Toronto....

Clintonesque by Leo D'enviro-NO December 10, 2019