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clond /čłøñd/ (noun) a nuisance or inconvenience, like a stomach ache
you are an absolute clond.
yeah totally clond.
clond by abi249 September 27, 2018
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a nuisance person who is an inconvenience to society. similar to a stomach ache.
“Oh my goodness Paul you are such a clond. Nobody wants you in this office anyway. Janet, don’t you agree??”
clond by iamahumansock September 27, 2018
a nuisance person who is an inconvenience to society. similar to a stomach ache.
Oh my goodness Paul, you’re such a clond. Nobody wants you in this office anyway. Janet, don’t you agree??
clond by iamahumansock September 27, 2018

tax clode 

A kind of blusion where accounts are grapolated, which provides many advantages in terms of dergents and patrants, but a tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate
I need to know if the fund is glarded, since my account in in a tax clode.

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account.
tax clode by T.W.B March 20, 2021

clone high 

verb, noun:

to leave hanging, to be left hanging, a cliffhanger.

Coined when the second season of the popular animated television series, Clone High, was abruptly cancelled, leaving viewers to agonize over the first season's cliffhanger: did Abe pick Joan or Cleo?
A: Then, the man dragged his bloody stump toward the window and suddenly--oh gotta' go, my pizza's here.

B: Suddenly what? Hey! Don't clone high me, man!
clone high by titmousicus March 14, 2011
Yellow Diamond
Apperantly more than you, you clod!
Clod by Crystal clods July 6, 2016
- A peice of dirt
-idiot
''YOU CRYSTAL CLODS!''
Clod by YOLODIYMOND May 8, 2016
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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