When a female has a very strong grip during a hand shake. The first thing that runs through your mind is that hand on your cock.
Dude 1: Did you meet the new girl Jenna?
Dude 2: Yep, that is one fine cockgrip!
Dude 1: After we shook hands I went to the can a did a real quick pull and blow.
Dude 2: Word.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"