clkae 

clkae is so hot. she is ofc ur twinsie. like wow. literally so amazinf and hot and pretty.

"omg is that clkae????"
"omg shes a complete hottie!!!"
"ikr"

clkae by astronomicalcomb January 19, 2021

Claes 

god of everything, father of all gods, gods of kings, badass as fuck, super sexy fucker

oh Claes fuck me

Claes by wallaahi September 10, 2018

clae-X 

A known gang in Minnesota full of bad bitches who do crazy shit. Don’t fuck with them.

Frank: “yo dalty did you hear what Clae-X did yesterday?”
Dalty: “yeah man I wish our gang was as good as there’s”

clae-X by Makemoneyfuckbitches August 27, 2018

Claes 

Codeword to describe a person of great Bravery, Dumbness and Wisdom.

This guy I met on Tinder is classic Claes, a keeper for sure!

Claes by MaxPowurZ November 4, 2017

claes 

The greatest fear a schoolgoing child could have.
First starts off asking impossible questions and if you answer him wrong, you get defined as a dumbass by him. After that no child had the guts to answer him so he just calls everyone plain stupid.
If he plays santa claes he's one badass scary mofo.

Little boy: hi santaclaes! I made a drawing!
SantaClaes: You call that a drawing?! You little dumbass!
Little boy: But..but...
SantaClaes: BUT WHAT?! YOU BETTER SHOW ME A GOOD DRAWING BY TOMORROW, OR ILL SEND YOUR BUTT TO HELL!
Little boy: ...cancer -_-
SantaClaes: AND WHAT IS IT WITH YOU YOUNGSTER TALKING ABOUT AN ILLNES?!

claes by Xeofreestyler April 21, 2004

Claes Mamma 

Claes Mamma is a expression of saying in sweden.
It comes from yo mama yokes.
The meaning is litteraly anything.

-I own you so hard!
Claes Mamma
-Ohh, i guess you are right :(

Claes Mamma by SweWolf October 19, 2006

claeys 

A radical anal love making machine with a well groomed mustache. He will most likely be spotted in some dudes ass while wearing Jordache jeans, a jean jacket and a gold chain.

Eric, quit trying to stick your finger in my butt, you're such a Claeys!

claeys by Subway Junky April 11, 2011