Claes

god of everything, father of all gods, gods of kings, badass as fuck, super sexy fucker

oh Claes fuck me

by wallaahi September 10, 2018

Claes

Codeword to describe a person of great Bravery, Dumbness and Wisdom.

This guy I met on Tinder is classic Claes, a keeper for sure!

by MaxPowurZ November 4, 2017

claes

The greatest fear a schoolgoing child could have.
First starts off asking impossible questions and if you answer him wrong, you get defined as a dumbass by him. After that no child had the guts to answer him so he just calls everyone plain stupid.
If he plays santa claes he's one badass scary mofo.

Little boy: hi santaclaes! I made a drawing!
SantaClaes: You call that a drawing?! You little dumbass!
Little boy: But..but...
SantaClaes: BUT WHAT?! YOU BETTER SHOW ME A GOOD DRAWING BY TOMORROW, OR ILL SEND YOUR BUTT TO HELL!
Little boy: ...cancer -_-
SantaClaes: AND WHAT IS IT WITH YOU YOUNGSTER TALKING ABOUT AN ILLNES?!

by Xeofreestyler April 21, 2004

Clae

A gay little prick that eats dick for a living. He usually has a baby carrot cock. He fucks his cats and dogs. He it's a chicken sandwich like it's a nasty vagina.

Clae is a fagg

by Red Gatorade November 29, 2016

clae-X

A known gang in Minnesota full of bad bitches who do crazy shit. Don’t fuck with them.

Frank: “yo dalty did you hear what Clae-X did yesterday?”
Dalty: “yeah man I wish our gang was as good as there’s”

by Makemoneyfuckbitches August 27, 2018

Claes Mamma

Claes Mamma is a expression of saying in sweden.
It comes from yo mama yokes.
The meaning is litteraly anything.

-I own you so hard!
Claes Mamma
-Ohh, i guess you are right :(

by SweWolf October 19, 2006