Claes

god of everything, father of all gods, gods of kings, badass as fuck, super sexy fucker

oh Claes fuck me

by wallaahi September 10, 2018

Claes

Codeword to describe a person of great Bravery, Dumbness and Wisdom.

This guy I met on Tinder is classic Claes, a keeper for sure!

by MaxPowurZ November 4, 2017

claes

The greatest fear a schoolgoing child could have.
First starts off asking impossible questions and if you answer him wrong, you get defined as a dumbass by him. After that no child had the guts to answer him so he just calls everyone plain stupid.
If he plays santa claes he's one badass scary mofo.

Little boy: hi santaclaes! I made a drawing!
SantaClaes: You call that a drawing?! You little dumbass!
Little boy: But..but...
SantaClaes: BUT WHAT?! YOU BETTER SHOW ME A GOOD DRAWING BY TOMORROW, OR ILL SEND YOUR BUTT TO HELL!
Little boy: ...cancer -_-
SantaClaes: AND WHAT IS IT WITH YOU YOUNGSTER TALKING ABOUT AN ILLNES?!

by Xeofreestyler April 21, 2004

Claes Mamma

Claes Mamma is a expression of saying in sweden.
It comes from yo mama yokes.
The meaning is litteraly anything.

-I own you so hard!
Claes Mamma
-Ohh, i guess you are right :(

by SweWolf October 19, 2006

Eating clams

Wasting time

Person: Please stop eating clams or else

by Ace the simp February 1, 2023

Caesar Zeppeli

A true friend till the very end. He may be an ass to you sometimes, but it's cause your grand pappy got his grand pappy killed. Your friend suffers the same fate while fighting for you.

'It's his blood... SHIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAA' -Joseph Joestar while crying over the final resting place of Caesar Zeppeli

by 2112timeattack November 3, 2017

Clash Of Clans

your base has been raided by 驱逐舰

clash of clans is fun

by FreezyyIsColdd May 10, 2021