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The greatest fear a schoolgoing child could have.
First starts off asking impossible questions and if you answer him wrong, you get defined as a dumbass by him. After that no child had the guts to answer him so he just calls everyone plain stupid.
If he plays santa claes he's one badass scary mofo.
Little boy: hi santaclaes! I made a drawing!
SantaClaes: You call that a drawing?! You little dumbass!
Little boy: But..but...
SantaClaes: BUT WHAT?! YOU BETTER SHOW ME A GOOD DRAWING BY TOMORROW, OR ILL SEND YOUR BUTT TO HELL!
Little boy: ...cancer -_-
SantaClaes: AND WHAT IS IT WITH YOU YOUNGSTER TALKING ABOUT AN ILLNES?!
by Xeofreestyler April 21, 2004
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A gay little prick that eats dick for a living. He usually has a baby carrot cock. He fucks his cats and dogs. He it's a chicken sandwich like it's a nasty vagina.
Clae is a fagg
by Red Gatorade November 29, 2016
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Codeword to describe a person of great Bravery, Dumbness and Wisdom.
This guy I met on Tinder is classic Claes, a keeper for sure!
by MaxPowurZ November 04, 2017
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