clittortoise
clittortoise by madsssolm September 18, 2023
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Clitortoise
A woman who after extensive attention takes forever to orgasm. This is likely caused from improper foreplay, she is being raped, she is dead, or you just don't do it for her.
Clitortoise by MD65 July 21, 2006
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Clitortoise
(kli-tor-tis), n 1. A feminine condition in which the clitoris is so recessed within it's housing that the act of trying to see and make contact with it similates trying to get a tortoise to poke its head out of its shell. This is the female equivalent of the males "hidden penis syndrome."
Hey, do you actually thing your clitortoise will ever come out? It's pretty frustrating never being able to please you.
Clitortoise by Kayajay86 October 11, 2007
Clitortoise
Buddy (1) Hey so how was that 3rd date dude ? Ya go for it?
Buddy (2) i did man and i found my first {clitortoise } it was amazing
The more the play the more it showed itself !
Buddy (2) i did man and i found my first {clitortoise } it was amazing
The more the play the more it showed itself !
Clitortoise by M I sofakingweetodded May 9, 2019
Clitortoise
The act of inserting a turtle into your vagina for sexual stimulation. Bonus points for snapping turtles.
Clitortoise by 52punisher52 September 23, 2019
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