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Clitortoise 

A woman who after extensive attention takes forever to orgasm. This is likely caused from improper foreplay, she is being raped, she is dead, or you just don't do it for her.
Shit G, you need to give that girl some foreplay or her clitortoise will never come out its shell.
Clitortoise by MD65 July 21, 2006
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Clitortoise 

(kli-tor-tis), n 1. A feminine condition in which the clitoris is so recessed within it's housing that the act of trying to see and make contact with it similates trying to get a tortoise to poke its head out of its shell. This is the female equivalent of the males "hidden penis syndrome."
Hey, do you actually thing your clitortoise will ever come out? It's pretty frustrating never being able to please you.
Clitortoise by Kayajay86 October 11, 2007

Clitortoise 

A woman with a oversized clitoris that pops up like a turtles head coming out of its shell
Buddy (1) Hey so how was that 3rd date dude ? Ya go for it?

Buddy (2) i did man and i found my first {clitortoise } it was amazing

The more the play the more it showed itself !

Clitortoise 

The act of inserting a turtle into your vagina for sexual stimulation. Bonus points for snapping turtles.
Tried to fuck Sharon the other night, but she had a clitortoise up there.
Clitortoise by 52punisher52 September 23, 2019

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026