Clitches

Closet bitches. They pretend to be nice and friendly but secretly, they're bitches.

I bet that school is full of uptight clitches!

by drstrangelove May 5, 2013

clitches

The proper use of girl code in telling a fellow woman that your clit itches.

"Hey girl, you got a panty liner? My clitches."
"Girl me too!! I'm clitching so bad rn"

by ilikemenwithnoballs February 17, 2023

*clutches purse*

when you see a white person come near you in the streets

person 1: is that a yt person???
person 2: hold your bag close.... *clutches purse*

by Dr Phil's April 26, 2021

cliches

when people uses the same fucking expression so much that it gets old- A very over used expression

Them: You'll get 'em next time. I know you gave 110%
You: Fucking stop with all the cliches !

by Ayayron July 5, 2016

clitche

A clit that is itchy

I was working out and now I have the worst clitche.

by mark wahlberg March 4, 2012

*clutches purse*

this now overused joke/phrase is shown when someone thinks you or someone else is being a fucking weirdo, but the places that you would see this the most is under the comments of a white person wearing box braids on tiktok.

person one: *says/does something weird on a video*
person two: “*clutches purse* it’s not safe here honey 👩 👧“

by chuusouljaontt June 2, 2021

clitcher

a boy who is only good for one thing, ... to deal with that itch on your clit that you just cant quite scratch on your own

dude its not like im gonna dat ehim he's a clitcher

by saywhosayswhat April 1, 2010