clitap

a made up word by hamish

hamish used the word clitap in scrabble

by bolt May 20, 2022

Clitar Hero

Eumphemism for female masturbation

Susan: "What are you going to do on your day off?"
Mary: "I think I'm gonna play a little Clitar Hero and take a nap."
Susan: "Rock on, sistah!"

by Aimee S. October 16, 2008

Clitastrophe

Noun

-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.

Such as, but not limited to;

1. Not finding the clitorus

2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.

3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock

4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.

"Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean, what do i have to do? Draw him a map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.

by rapunzabel June 11, 2017

Clitar Hero

Flamboyant female masturbation

"yeah, i walked in on Jenny the other day and caught her playing clitar hero, she was strumming some serious riffs"

by sporting lesbian October 27, 2008

Clitarded

When you can’t find your girls clitoris

My friend Manny can’t make his bitch cum cuz he cant find that clit. He is clitarded!

by Brasshouse January 13, 2020

ford clitaurus

1. A very large American-made clitoris.

2. A vehicle similar in resemblance to a clitoris.

You're a ford clitaurus.

by jim_bob_007 July 27, 2006

Clitar Hero

Adjective/Slang: To be extremely adept at masturbation due to frequent practice sessions.

Omg, Jenny you need to get a boyfriend, before your a professional Clitar Hero.

by The Seeker January 8, 2009