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clitapuss 

When a woman has been done so many times that her clit hangs down similar to that of an octopus tentacle.
I fucked your mom last night... she has a clitapuss, I'm scarred for life, yet still slightly aroused.
clitapuss by Classy pimp June 28, 2011
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Clatapus 

Idle low life that takes comfort in pretending to police the masses but merely sachets about with a opaque veneer of authority, A.K.A a special constable.
Look at that clatapus trying to give it the bobby big time..(met with a sneer of discontent)
Clatapus by BillyBig July 22, 2010

clitanus 

a clitanus is the most sensitive part of the anus. It looks like a big bead on the top of the butt lips and is an erogenous zone.
You need for to rub the clitanus if you want to get it in there!
clitanus by Unchangeable Bird August 3, 2017

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026