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clit tease 

A male who taunts a female with sex, who then, for whatever reason, abstains from engaging in sexual relations with said female.
Jonathan is such a clit tease!
clit tease by Laurel Marie July 14, 2007

clit tease 

a hot bi-curious girl who teases lesbians but doesnt deliver the goods.
'That new girl is a clit tease!'
clit tease by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Clit Tease 

A man or a lesbien who leads a woman to believe she's going to recieve oral sex but it never happens. Similar to cock tease.
Girl #1: Dave is such a fuckin clit tease.

Girl #2 Yeah you suck his dick and he doesn't return the favor.
Clit Tease by ApacheWarrior November 15, 2009

clit tease 

a girl that tries to get it on with lesbians but wont go all the way!
clit tease by lettuce June 4, 2003

clit tease 

any attractive guy who purposefully runs around in very little clothing to tease a girl who has spent the year at an all girls school
Put on some clothes you damn clit tease.
clit tease by coolgurl November 22, 2003

clit tease 

Men (sometimes in relationship) who constantly maintain sexual tension with women without an intent to proceed to a sexual activity. Usually out going and attractive, talk in a very confident way and flirt A LOT.

Clit tease is the term for a guy who displays affection and seemingly sexual interest, maneuvers into intimate situations, indulges on the sexual foreplay and draw satisfaction by the mating ritual itself while doesn't engage or lead to an actual sexual intimacy with the lady.

Clit tease is the masculine equivalent of the feminine prick tease.
Lady A: "That guy has been flirting with you all night. Are you going to see him again?"
Lady B: "No, he told me he's married. He's nothing but a clit tease"

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"That cute guy at dance class asked me to stay after for a bit to practice some steps. We stayed for almost an hour together, just the two of us in that big room with music. That was so much fun! He was such a gentlemen as he walked me home. On the doorstep I approached closer and asked softly if he'd like to come over. He said that he has to go now, gave me a friendly hug and left. Checking his FB showed that he has a girlfriend. He is such a clit tease, but I still liked it."
clit tease by Clit Teaser April 17, 2014
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