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clit face 

1. a person has the potential to commit or has committed a reprehensible act

2. a description of a reprehensible act
1. I can't believe he did that to your mom. Tom is such a clit face!

2. That was a really clit face thing to do. Thanks a lot, Tom. Get out.
clit face by emmaif March 26, 2008

clit face 

one who has a face that consists of every orafice being a clit
Dan Cross is a clit face!
clit face by johnny mcseagram May 11, 2006
One whos is a stupid ass mofo
clitface by V-Unit April 12, 2004
1. One who always has a clit on their face.
2. A substitute for one of the more common insults.
3. A compliment to out and proud lesbos.
1-You clitface.
2-Fucking clitface!
3-You're such a clitface.
clitface by CadyElle August 1, 2007
To be so ugly that people mock your ozzing face.
Jamie stop licking your clitface you sad fuck!
clitface by tom April 30, 2004

Clitfaceclinton 

Another title for Hilary Clinton and her malarkey
Garrett: Who's running for president this year of 2016?
Tyler: I think it's Hilary Clitfaceclinton and Donald Duck Trump.
Clitfaceclinton by Cartsleezy August 5, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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