click flash

Blingin' like a model all night. Bedazzled and swinging.

Did you see me last night rockin' that dress!? Click Flash!!

by RuralJur March 18, 2009

twelve o'clock flasher

A person with no idea how to use any kind of technology. The joke is, all digital clocks, stereos, DVD players, VCRs and so on have their displays flashing 0:00 or 12:00 (twelve o'clock) because the person in question has no idea how to set the time, let alone use any other function offered.

{When standing behind someone at an ATM for a very long time} - What is taking him so long? He must be a twelve o'clock flasher..

I knew i was dealing with a twelve o'clock flasher when she put the CD in data side up.

Can you believe it?! He was trying to use his DVD-ROM to read a floppy! Bloody twelve o'clock flashers!

by Dass Booty October 27, 2003

12 o'clock flasher

Someone who is technologically inept and or computer illiterate. Referring to an instance of a VCR or other home appliance or clock at that persons house constantly blinking "12:00" (likely for a while, due to their inability to set the item to its proper time)

Hey Johnny you busy?

Actually I am, I gotta help my mom check her email.

Can't she do that herself?

Nope, she's a 12 o'clock flasher...

by big bobs house of feces October 11, 2023

twelve o'clock flasher

tech support term
will never be able to fix the problem on the computer
a person who will never and should never be let near a computer.

We've got a twelve o'clock flasher

by Pony Boy September 10, 2003

clicklash

On computer devices, when you go to click on a link or image the screen shifts or moves and you click on the wrong area sending you into a longer process than normal getting back to your original goal because all the other links are commercial ads that take you to pages that have to load a ton of crap.

Went to click on your post, but got clicklashed into a spam zone!

by beziergrin September 28, 2012