click flash 

Blingin' like a model all night. Bedazzled and swinging.

Did you see me last night rockin' that dress!? Click Flash!!

click flash by RuralJur March 18, 2009

twelve o'clock flasher 

A person with no idea how to use any kind of technology. The joke is, all digital clocks, stereos, DVD players, VCRs and so on have their displays flashing 0:00 or 12:00 (twelve o'clock) because the person in question has no idea how to set the time, let alone use any other function offered.

{When standing behind someone at an ATM for a very long time} - What is taking him so long? He must be a twelve o'clock flasher..

I knew i was dealing with a twelve o'clock flasher when she put the CD in data side up.

Can you believe it?! He was trying to use his DVD-ROM to read a floppy! Bloody twelve o'clock flashers!

twelve o'clock flasher by Dass Booty October 27, 2003

12 o'clock flasher 

Someone who is technologically inept and or computer illiterate. Referring to an instance of a VCR or other home appliance or clock at that persons house constantly blinking "12:00" (likely for a while, due to their inability to set the item to its proper time)

Hey Johnny you busy?

Actually I am, I gotta help my mom check her email.

Can't she do that herself?

Nope, she's a 12 o'clock flasher...

12 o'clock flasher by big bobs house of feces October 11, 2023

twelve o'clock flasher 

tech support term
will never be able to fix the problem on the computer
a person who will never and should never be let near a computer.

We've got a twelve o'clock flasher

twelve o'clock flasher by Pony Boy September 10, 2003

clicklash 

On computer devices, when you go to click on a link or image the screen shifts or moves and you click on the wrong area sending you into a longer process than normal getting back to your original goal because all the other links are commercial ads that take you to pages that have to load a ton of crap.

Went to click on your post, but got clicklashed into a spam zone!

clicklash by beziergrin September 28, 2012