clicklash

On computer devices, when you go to click on a link or image the screen shifts or moves and you click on the wrong area sending you into a longer process than normal getting back to your original goal because all the other links are commercial ads that take you to pages that have to load a ton of crap.

Went to click on your post, but got clicklashed into a spam zone!

by beziergrin September 28, 2012

clickshift

When you go to click on something and the whole page shifts before you click and you end up on something entirely different. Highly prevalent on mobile devices.

I was trying to click on that cat pic then the fucking clickshift got me!

by ConfusedNerd March 28, 2015

cocklash

severe spasm and pain in the neck from providing vigorous fellatio; whiplash from aggressive cocksucking

Damn, I've got cocklash from working on my man last night

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

Clickless

When you dis somone cuz they insta or snap ain't shit.

You clickless hoe!

by Playa549 March 2, 2019

clickaholic

Somebody who believes that, by mouse clicking repeatedly on an icon or button, he/she will make the computer/website respond faster.
Sadly, this behavior can actually make a computer run slower. Often, the clickaholic knows this, but can't control the compulsion to click obsessively anyway.
Clickaholics are also known to apply the same philosophy in analagous situations, such as pressing the return key.

Clickaholic: click click click click
Computer: ......
Clickaholic: Dammit! Why won't this program open already??
Computer: .....
Clickholic: click CLICK CLICK CLICK!!!!!

by creaternity April 29, 2006

clickish

A click is a group of people who will only hang out with those group of people.

Goths will only talk to other Goths but wouldn;t dare talk to a punk.

by tripod123 July 6, 2005

clickaholic

he who clicks his pen nervously and is really annoying

"yo whats that noise, im trying to take a test"

"yo thats just johnny, he's a clickaholic"

by josh Hiem June 8, 2007