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clevland steam roller 

you very ferociously take a shit on a femals tits, then slowly slide your ass down on her chest where the shit is sitting, then you rub back and forth to rub the shit in... works as a wonderful moisterizer
fuck her then shit on her then rub it in with your ass!
clevland steam roller

Cleveland Steamroller 

When you doing a ho' doggystyle hard, you punch her in the head and knock her out cold. then you take a dump on her stomach/chest and sit on and then roll all over her body like a steamroller, covering herin feces. then you leave and hope you never see her agan.
Cleveland Steamroller by chris April 1, 2004

Cleveland Steamroller 

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest while she sucks on your balls and then you roll the shit between her tits.
Claire was embarrassed the following morning in biology class when she found out that Carl had told his friends that he had performed the Cleveland Steamroller on her last night.

CLEVELAND STEAMROLLER 

When you take a shit on your partners chest, (cleveland steamer). Then roll them over and soak it into the sheets.
"Hey baby, five bucks for a steamroller chief wahoo style"

Cleveland Steamroller 

The act of shitting on a females back after fucking her doggystyle.
I was fucking her doggy style and then i decided to give her a Cleveland Steamroller
Cleveland Steamroller by Tony February 22, 2004

Cleveland Steamroller 

An offshoot of a Boston pancake / Cleveland steamer situation that, oddly enough, originates in Florida.

Both sexual partners take turns defecating on the floor to produce a pile a poop. Once the pile is sufficient, the couple assume a wheelbarrow race position, with the man holding the womens legs and the woman positioning her chest above the pile of poop. When ready, the woman depresses her chest into the feces while the man pushes and pulls her forwards and backwards, thus "steamrolling" the shit. If factors allow, the wheelbarrow sex position may simultaneously be implemented for maximum pleasure.
Uncle Bill gave me a cleveland steamroller last weekend, I think I'm in love with him.
Cleveland Steamroller by your only fan September 24, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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