cleptoexo

A psychotic ex who steals random possessions.

My cleptoexo find his way inside my house again and stold my panties.

by MelAngie September 10, 2016

Cleptophobia

Fear Of Stealing

Person A: Come on man, just take it, it's GUM
Person B: I can't do it *cry*
Person A: WTF man? You got cleptophobia

by Danzy July 31, 2010

Cleptoholic

1) Someone who is addicted to stealing.

2) Someone who is addicted to cleptohol.

1) Dude, you stole another bottle from that party? You're a damn cleptoholic!

2) Mike: Dude I drank so much last night.
Nick: You're a damn cleptoholic!

by Hawke Trackler April 27, 2009

cleptohoe

A douchebag who purposley steals your hoe(s) while your spitting your game.

Dude, Jerry is a cleptohoe! He's always taking my girls from me!

by Adam Alexander April 7, 2006