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Cleavasive 

A female tactic, used to avoid answering a direct question from a male, or just to change the topic.  It is accomplished by the female leaning forward on her elbows across the table from the subject while strategically crossing her forearms and thereby accentuating and displaying her cleavage.  The male, duly unfocused by a loss of blood flow to the cerebellum, forgets what the topic or question was and possibly that he even asked a question.
Dude, I asked her if she was seeing another dude and she got all cleavasive and shit, and I don't even remember what the answer was or if she gave me one.
Cleavasive by TitPit March 8, 2010
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Cleanass 

Someone with a clean ass.
Cleanass
Cleanass by Lambooo August 1, 2018

Cleavasse 

\kləˈvas\ The Crevasse made by Breast that resides on the underside. The Tuck of the boob against the chest. Sometimes accompanied by cleavage.
Ex1. As I lay next to her, with my head on her lap, the words from her mouth fade into the background as I get lost in her cleavasse.

Ex2. " Up skirt, no man! its up Shirt. the only way to capture the perfect cleavasse"

Ex3. To Cup a breast place the edge of your hand firmly in the cleavasse and lift gently.
Cleavasse by Badger_m-50 November 5, 2012
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026