Blasting rope on your neighbors dog, proceeding to freeze your dick with liquid nitrogen, then shattering it with a bottle of liquor with over 40 percent alcohol volume.

Did you hear Brady lost his dick last week? Apparently he went claxing and shattered his cock with a bottle of jack daniels.

Claxing by Clax lover March 30, 2024

Related Words

Claxing • Claming • clasing • Clawing • Claying • chaxing • claping • Claring • claving • Claxxing

Claxing

When you masturbate then put a hole in your penis so the semen comes out of both holes. If you poke multiple holes, it’s called clazmaxxing.

“I can’t go out, I’m gonna start my claxing streak tonight.”

Claxing by D20Dicing April 9, 2024

cock-coaxing

the complete opposite to cock-blocking, usually helped by a wing man by introducing you to a girl your too nervous to talk to.

the other day my friend was cock-coaxing me when i was too sackless to talk to that hoe

cock-coaxing by rhythm12345 November 1, 2010

claping

Actions by a group of people attacking an Amish person, taking advantage of that person being a pacifist. They knowingly and perhaps viciously attack, expecting no resistance.

Claping a person who will not defend themselves is an aggressive act our society should not condone nor ignore. If each of us wants to live in a community where we (at the very least) are tolerated for our beliefs, we need to have consequences for those who clape any person.

claping by Paderewski July 20, 2016

Coaxing The Clam

Finger teasing of a lady's secret garden. See also Vole Tickling

We were both a bit nervous at first but then after coaxing the clam we were at it like rabbits on steroids.

Coaxing The Clam by Scot_Tom June 20, 2013

Regina claming

1
to become butt hurt over something someone said about someone else with the same name

2
recreationally policing the interweb with the wishful thinking that everyone should be at least as closed minded

3
whine and bitch until you "convince" everyone to stop disagreeing with you and then irrationally conclude you've attained consensus

4
emotional interweb terrorism

"I am the Regina in question and I refuse that my name be used for inflammatory purposes on the internet. I have been victim of harassement because of this definition. Please remove this definition immediately or I will need to take legal action. " Regina claming again! How the fuck could she be so arrogant to think every regina on the internet is her?

Refuse all you want! What you want does NOT outweigh freedom of speech, Regina claming asshole. Yeah, free speech is free to be fucking offensive. You DO NOT have any right to be not-offended, shitheadtart. The first amendment exists to protect UNpopular speech. Get a fucking clue or dozen. GTFO

Regina claming by box of offensive words June 18, 2013

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026