Clatapus 

Idle low life that takes comfort in pretending to police the masses but merely sachets about with a opaque veneer of authority, A.K.A a special constable.

Look at that clatapus trying to give it the bobby big time..(met with a sneer of discontent)

Clatapus by BillyBig July 22, 2010

catapussy 

wow that's a good catapussy. Catapussy is a catapult located in the vagina. Catapussy= hardcore queefing

wow syndey some catapussy ya got there

catapussy by pussy lyn January 21, 2017

catapus 

A creature that can live on land or in water that at first appears to be a bizarre, twisted, knotty piece of tree branch or root. They can be any size but can be seen only under the influence of mind expanding substances or by children.

We went canoeing on mushrooms and saw many catapus along the banks of the Fox river.

catapus by Follows Herons May 8, 2006

clitapuss 

When a woman has been done so many times that her clit hangs down similar to that of an octopus tentacle.

I fucked your mom last night... she has a clitapuss, I'm scarred for life, yet still slightly aroused.

clitapuss by Classy pimp June 28, 2011

Clitapus

An overly large clitoris that looks like a platypus's beak.

"That lady got a big ass Clitapus!"

Clitapus by Leznerd January 19, 2012

Clatopus

A made-up animal created just recently. Very colourful. Looks like a platopus.

Clifford The Clatopus

Clatopus by Evan J May 17, 2008