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classywalk 

A norwegian branded "hoverboard" by the norwegian company StayClassy.
Yup, its 10/10 douchieness
I got a new classywalk! You wanna ride it?
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Classywalk 

NORWEGIANS USE TO SAI WORD B**CH
YOU CLASSYWALK
Classywalk by CLASSYWALK4LIFE November 28, 2023

clumsywalker 

a clumsy walker is a female sugar baby who gets caught doing prostitution work. clumsy walkers fit into their own class of sex worker. With no real personalities, they use the internet to catfish people for friendship and resources. Usually they have a cover of "Instagram model" or "actress" but never mention their involvement in sex work.

Unlike most prostitutes, they have no goals or reasons for getting involved with prostitution. 99% of clumsy walkers are white, start as teenagers, live at home with their parents and have a history of mental health issues.

things like anorexia, bulimia, and other eating disorders are common. history of drug use or abuse. history of sexual abuse or assault. bi-polar and other forms of BPD are all common in clumsy walkers.

usually clumsy walkers can't keep real jobs for very long and always go back to sex work. They don't keep friends around and have a hard time maintaining romantic relationships. Since most of them are privileged, young, pretty and dumb they get to live in constant world of procrastination, getting high and having sex for money.

usually their meet ups with "clients" involves them being really high on drugs or pills. clumsy walkers love drugs.

Of course what makes a clumsy walker different than other sex workers is they do most of the work as a secret double life while living with their parents. You don't become an official clumsy walker until you get caught by your parents.
Damn dude...did you hear about Sophia? she got arrested. I didn't know she was a clumsywalker

"I hate going to Bar Sinister, that place is filled with clumsywalkers"

"I got another message from another clumsywalker asking for tips, shut up bitch and pay me!"

Damn Greg I really like Anna... No no no dude. watch out, i hear she is a clumsywalker.

Jessicas boyfriend found out she was really a hoe. Damn Jessica is a clumsywaker.
clumsywalker by picklebitz May 1, 2020
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