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Insidious robot vacuums that will one day rise up to enslave humanity.

Start stockpiling ammunition now, because it's only a matter of time before those evil little circular dust busters figure out that the best way to keep the house clean is to dispose of the filthy flesh-bags that make it messy in the first place. Then they will come for us, and they will cleanse the world of human oppression! The sparkling cleanliness of the floors will become a monument to their tidy malice, and the world will no longer know filth!
by SegPhault June 25, 2007
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this kewl little robot, him go around vacuum house for u
o shi roomba u vacuum up my bag of meth ;(((((((
by bert January 28, 2004
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A noun or adjective. Derived from the term carpet muncher, another term for lesbian or saphhism.

See carpet muncher
(n.): "That girl over there looks like a total roomba!"
(adj.): "She's giving off a real roomba vibe."
by RoombaLove May 25, 2017
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verb: to automatically shuffle off, shut down, and recharge due to fatigue and / or drunkenness.
John worked until 1:22 am when he roomba'd away until morning.
by jbecking August 04, 2010
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A whore who sucks every dick in the room/party.
Did you hear about Lisa, she sucked everyone's dick like a roomba at the office party last night.
by ThatGDamnPotato December 18, 2017
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