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CLANG CLANG CLANG 

A joke name for porn involving one or more mechanical robots; mostly Transformers or Gundams. It derived from an Optimus/Megatron comic that, during the sex scene, made the sound effects "CLANG CLANG CLANG" and has been an internet meme on /m/ ever since.
/m/an #1: Can I have your CLANG CLANG CLANG folder? Especially the stuff with Dolores and Guncannon-tan."
CLANG CLANG CLANG by Ryoga-chan April 12, 2009
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Clang Clang Clang 

Costumer: Clang Clang Clang

Waitress: coming right up
Clang Clang Clang by Detective N August 9, 2019

clang clang clang 

Otherwise known as the gay test. Go up to a boy and say "Clang clang clang!" If he answers with "Went the trolley!" and a big smile, then yeah...he's probably gay.
Lauren wanted to prove that just because Jimmy was bisexual, he was still interested in her. Unfortunately, the clang clang clang came up positive.
clang clang clang by Jhesy June 3, 2006

clang clang

look at that clang clang around her neck i am surprised she can even walk
clang clang by Jacuvhrts December 30, 2003

clang clang

(n) excessively large and exaggerated bling bling.
The clang clang around that chicks neck must have cost her a lot of pussy.
clang clang by Jacuvhrts August 4, 2005

Cling Clang 

That sound that they make on impractical jokers
Cling Clang by Kraker Barrel October 24, 2018

balls that clang 

sam: I heard Billy went skydiving.

clark: Yeah, he has balls that clang.
balls that clang by merchantDave August 20, 2010
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