clamtown

Located amidst the southern mountains of Bethlehem, PA, it is a place that brings together the most ignorant individuals east of the Mississippi. Clamtown is conducive towards combining this ignorance with the vast number of 3s the area has to offer.

Mike: “Are we heading on up to clamtown this weekend?”
Eric: “I’m already there”

by Mayor; Clamtown, USA December 19, 2020