Clapham
Clapham by Not mike69 December 30, 2012
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clapham face lift
noun.when a hairband or ponytail is worn that pulls back tightly against the scalp creating the illusion of a face lift.popular in trailer parks and council estates.
clapham face lift by steve finning June 20, 2006
Clapham Common
Clapham Common by clapham lover October 18, 2008
Clapham Junction
Clapham Junction by Last Chancer October 28, 2006
Clapham bow tie
Wearing a rear bicycle light in the same manner as one would wear a bow-tie. Light is generally attached using a clip to the collar. Light is switched on/off as desired. Must be flashing when on.
'I say Jenkins, that chap is sporting a rather fine clapham bow tie, what?'
'Eeey blud, set me your clapham bow tie. Also your phone.'
'Eeey blud, set me your clapham bow tie. Also your phone.'
Clapham bow tie by Dr. Lady Lolbert Monkeybush March 19, 2009
clapham gay
A gay man who lives in or around Clapham (Tooting, Balham, Battersea, Wandsworth) and affects of superiority around shared interests including clubbing, physical appearance, gymming and wealth.
clapham gay by LuckOfTheDraw March 24, 2023
Clapham Glove
(noun)
A Clapham Glove is often used to defend the male from notorious Sexually Transmitted Diseases often caught in Clapham following a Hinge or Tinder date. These diseases can include; Relationships, Second Dates and Clap.
The male should always be equipped with their own "Clapham Glove"
A Clapham Glove is often used to defend the male from notorious Sexually Transmitted Diseases often caught in Clapham following a Hinge or Tinder date. These diseases can include; Relationships, Second Dates and Clap.
The male should always be equipped with their own "Clapham Glove"
Clapham Glove by ClaphamGloveSS December 13, 2020
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