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clapham face lift

noun.when a hairband or ponytail is worn that pulls back tightly against the scalp creating the illusion of a face lift.popular in trailer parks and council estates.
e.g Her head looks like she`s had a clapham face lift!

Clapham Common 

Loud and very public anal sex on Clapham Common best done after closing time.
Hey, look at Mikey - he is still wearing the tell tale signs of his Clapham Common last night
Clapham Common by clapham lover October 18, 2008

Clapham Junction 

Quite possibly the centrel hub of the universe.
If you get lost anywhere in south west London just find Clapham Junction and you can get home again
Clapham Junction by Last Chancer October 28, 2006

Clapham bow tie 

Wearing a rear bicycle light in the same manner as one would wear a bow-tie. Light is generally attached using a clip to the collar. Light is switched on/off as desired. Must be flashing when on.
'I say Jenkins, that chap is sporting a rather fine clapham bow tie, what?'

'Eeey blud, set me your clapham bow tie. Also your phone.'

clapham gay 

A gay man who lives in or around Clapham (Tooting, Balham, Battersea, Wandsworth) and affects of superiority around shared interests including clubbing, physical appearance, gymming and wealth.
"He'd be hot if he wasn't such a clapham gay"
clapham gay by LuckOfTheDraw March 24, 2023

Clapham Glove 

(noun)

A Clapham Glove is often used to defend the male from notorious Sexually Transmitted Diseases often caught in Clapham following a Hinge or Tinder date. These diseases can include; Relationships, Second Dates and Clap.

The male should always be equipped with their own "Clapham Glove"
"Oh no, Jack is going on a Hinge date tonight, I hope he has packed an extra Clapham Glove"
Clapham Glove by ClaphamGloveSS December 13, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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