clammpus 

A child shot out of a blob hole after it's mother fell down the stairs. The childs head has a clamp shape, and that greatly diminishes brain size and function.

We tried to put clammpus in sports but all he wants to do is eat soap, and watch Nascar.

clammpus by Rat Bastard August 24, 2023

Clampus 

The son of one who stares into the world with a blank expression. Usually the product of inbreeding or small town Nebraska roots. This youngin will not have any other job in life other than making sure balloon head doesn't orbit into the atmosphere

Hey Jamaal look over there, Clampus is eating the tee ball plate!

Clampus by Gazellehoovesunite August 22, 2023