Definitions by Gazellehoovesunite

Clampus 

The son of one who stares into the world with a blank expression. Usually the product of inbreeding or small town Nebraska roots. This youngin will not have any other job in life other than making sure balloon head doesn't orbit into the atmosphere

Hey Jamaal look over there, Clampus is eating the tee ball plate!

Clampus by Gazellehoovesunite August 22, 2023

Blumbus from Columbus 

A big gay bird whose blumbus reaches to Columbus. Gay bird who uses blumbus for recreation activities at gay bars in Columbus

Hey Steve look, it's the Blumbus from Columbus twerking at Davids!

Blumbus from Columbus by Gazellehoovesunite August 5, 2023