clam face
clam face by lattefairy January 29, 2004
Clam chowder face
Clam chowder face by Henry the reet November 6, 2020
Clam chowder face
Clam chowder face by Henry the reet November 6, 2020
face-hug from a clam
face-hug from a clam by Logan E. September 8, 2006
Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9
The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.
Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.
clam faced
Chris - What is on your face Paul? It looks like you got clam faced.
Paul - Well I just ate the boss out 5 minutes ago. She was extra horny today so I had to do it early today.
Paul - Well I just ate the boss out 5 minutes ago. She was extra horny today so I had to do it early today.
clam faced by Clamer August 4, 2017
open-faced clam sandwich
The preferred meal for roller skating, specifically in Southeastern North Carolina. When pulled off correctly, can be pretty impressive. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times" while eating the sammy.
open-faced clam sandwich by jerry_at_rick January 25, 2022
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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