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Clam chowder face 

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Only achieved by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Gabby has such a clam chowder face when she’s wasted.
Clam chowder face by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

Clam chowder face 

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Achieved only by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Yo! Did you see Gabby’s clam chowder face last night, she was wasted.
Clam chowder face by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

face-hug from a clam 

Performing oral sex on an unclean female. Originated in early 2005, in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.
"All he wanted was a nice kiss, but he ended up getting a face-hug from a clam."
face-hug from a clam by Logan E. September 8, 2006

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.
Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

clam faced 

When you get done eating your girl out and she came on your face
Chris - What is on your face Paul? It looks like you got clam faced.
Paul - Well I just ate the boss out 5 minutes ago. She was extra horny today so I had to do it early today.
clam faced by Clamer August 4, 2017

open-faced clam sandwich

The preferred meal for roller skating, specifically in Southeastern North Carolina. When pulled off correctly, can be pretty impressive. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times" while eating the sammy.
"Memaw was mommicked af and started munchin an open-faced clam sandwich at the roller rink".
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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