citydick 

1. A state of spiritual decline enforced by the acqusition of constant short term (monetary, bodily, or other) gratifications.

2. A lifestyle.

3. Generic and deprived behaviour comprised of simple construed actions, most common in urban dwellers.

4. A keen attitude that's bent on the destruction of western civilization.

He is a citydick; sipping coffee, writing for buzzfeed, collecting phone numbers.

By the first note, my poor decrepit soul stumbles, now deaf to the angelic scale, for my sins I am released as a citydick.

citydick by Brittle Urchin January 28, 2018

Cityhick 

n. An individual who would normally be classified as a hick or redneck, but lives in a large city and may even have a job.

Cityhicks can often be found at home drinking alone and listening to George Thorogood. Typically opening the front door of a cityhick's apartment will slide one or more empty bottles of beer across the floor.

What is that cityhick listening to?

They guy above me gets drunk and blasts country music - he's a cityhick.

Cityhick by Sledge2k April 22, 2006

Citysick 

Much like the word homesick, its meant to express how much you miss the city you might have visited, or once lived at.

"Ever since I left New York, I've been citysick."

"Being here in this town is making me have a case of citysickness."

Citysick by Leah Mac August 27, 2013

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016