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circus seal 

Term popularized by Eau Claire, Wisconsin's notorious "H-Gay". Meaning: a girl who sucks cock with a great amout of enthusiasm, thus resembling the bobbing head of a circus seal.
H-Gay: "She may be old, but I bet she'd go down like a circus seal."
circus seal by Jazzgasm August 27, 2003

Circus seal 

A female who likes to blow several guys all lined up together, one after another quickly, as if playing a tune on a trumpet.
Ha, that bitch went down on 5 guys like a circus seal, going back and forth between them all!
Circus seal by Goosey Goose August 6, 2020

circus seal 

the act of bouncing your balls off a girl's nose much like a seal playing with a ball
I gave the bitch a circus seal so she could smell my rotten nut-sack
circus seal by squatsy November 2, 2003

Circus Seal Seesaw 

The act of two batty boys (gay men) alternating bobs on each others cocks in a sea saw like fashion. The act is perfected by the mens heads bobbing up and down on each other in a motion resembling a circus seal.
John said: Your not going to believe what I just saw?
Ian said: What?
Jon said: I just walked into the back office and saw Otto and Dan going down on each other like a Circus Seal Seasaw!
Ian said: Uhhhhhhhh...I feel bad you had to witness those batty boys working each other like that! I didn't even see them and I can't get the vision of a Circus Seal Seesaw out of my head!
Circus Seal Seesaw by K of NJ April 24, 2009

make like a circus seal 

To suck off a large number of men as to make the person perfroming the act look like a circus seal with her head bobbing back and forth and moving from man to man.
Baby, just get down and make like a circus seal.

Batty Circus Seal 

Term decsribing a gay man down on his knees feverishly blowing multiple schwans in alternating fashion and in similar technique to that of a circus seal bobbing its head
After bringing six bat's to his house for the night, batty Ritt made like a Circus Seal until a six pack of loads splashed across his face.
Batty Circus Seal by K December 16, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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