dong gobbler

a man who likes to suck on other men's dong (a queer bastard)
Ryan is such a dong gobbler
by squatsy November 03, 2003
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circus seal

the act of bouncing your balls off a girl's nose much like a seal playing with a ball
I gave the bitch a circus seal so she could smell my rotten nut-sack
by squatsy November 03, 2003
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