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circlusion 

The action of coating, wrapping or threading a thing, part or organ.

In a sexual theme: Action during which a cavity (vagina, mouth or anus) or a mobile long part (hand, etc) surrounds a penis or a finger or a dildo, by a change of perspective between active and passive participants with respect to penetration.
I love to have circlusion with you.
Circlusion is the opposite to penetration.
circlusion by xsmini February 1, 2021
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conclusionary

a word or phrase that draws the intention of a conclusion.
A phrase being a conclusionary statement.
conclusionary statements:

In conclusion, In retrospect, as a result of, therefore, proving my point that...(etc)
conclusionary by Ttddhj November 17, 2007

Jumping to Conclusions 

When you add 2 and 2 together... and get 22
Person A: "Yeah so I saw your girlfriend talking to Brad last night and she said..."
*Interruption by Person B*
Person B: "Holy Sh*t! She's cheating on me!"
Person A: "Dude, stop jumping to conclusions! She said he needs to get a life!"
Person B: "Oh..."

Jump to conclusions mat 

its a mat with different conclusions you can jump too. the worst idea ever.
Jump to conclusions mat by vincenzo December 3, 2003

conclusionist 

A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.
Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.
conclusionist by Gadget King September 25, 2011

In conclusion 

the most basic and simplest way to end your essay that you forgot was due the next day.
"In conclusion, the most basic and simplest way to end your essay that you forgot was due the next day is "in conclusion"."
In conclusion by the ace-o-spades February 27, 2010

Optical Conclusion 

Making a final decision by seeing something without having all the facts.
I saw your girl having lunch with some other dude, so I came to the optical conclusion that they were bumpin' uglies!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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