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chlamydiot 

A portmanteau of chlamydia and idiot. Coined by Ray Gilette in the tv show Archer.
Pam: "How much did you go to the damn doctor?"
Cheryl: "I dunno, like, a lot... I kept getting chlamydia. Oww!"
Ray: "Get off! Chlamydiot!"
Cheryl: "Oh, I get it... because of the chlamydia. Oh, and I'm and idiot."
Related Words
Word mash using chill and AF (as fuck). Meaning extremely chill.
Man, Josh, the delivery driver is chilaf!
Chilaf by Go Jax Jags August 4, 2016

Chilapatío 

A mexican slang made out by the words "Chilango" (Anyone native to Mexico city), and "Tapatío" (Someone from Guadalajara, Jalisco).

This word applies when a "chilango" lived his entire life in Guadalajara, Jalisco and is even capable of tasting "tortas ahogadas" without making a big deal about wet food.
"A mi me cae que no es ni de aquí ni de allá, ese es un chilapatío y seguro que es bien puto, la neta."

chlamydic 

Someone who acts/ looks like they have STDs. More specifically, chlamydia.
"Sam shaved his pubic hair and stuck it on his face, how chlamydic!"
" Kyle: my girl's coochie been real musty, she says it itches

Mark: yeah fam, that's because you're chlamydic"
chlamydic by molestar88 February 16, 2020

Chilaxivaprocrasturbate

The activation of chilling and relaxing, while procrastinating by masturbating
Josh: Hey, want to come over after school?

Chase: Sorry, I have to chilaxivaprocrasturbate for my test tomorrow.

Chilaquiles 

Chilaquiles are a traditional Mexican dish. Typically, corn tortillas cut in quarters and fried are the basis of the dish. Green or red salsa or mole, is poured over the crispy tortilla triangles, called "totopos." The mixture is simmered until the tortilla starts softening. Eggs (scrambled or fried) and pulled chicken are sometimes added to the mix. The dish is topped with cheese (typically queso fresco) and/or sour cream (crema), and it is served with refried beans. Like many dishes, regional and familial variation are quite common.

Usually, chilaquiles are eaten at breakfast or brunch. This makes them a popular recipe to use leftover tortillas and salsas.

Moreover, chilaquiles are often lauded as a cure for the common hangover; this is because in Mexico it is believed that spicy foods help in the recovery process from a hangover.

Chilaquiles is my favorite food of all time!
Chilaquiles by emusbeezus March 4, 2009