Ridiculocity

The potential speed at which a situation becomes ridiculous or utterly non-sensical.
John: Hey look, he's about to do that dare...
Greg: What was he dared to do?
John: He's gonna pull out his sack while he stands on top of the bar.
Greg: The ridiculocity of that situation comes up as 2.1 seconds!!!

(Why 2.1 seconds only? Some people would expect it to be significantly faster, but you have to also increase brain lag when taking into account just how ridiculous something is. If something is just so inconcievably ridiculous, you must understand that some people will not be able to register the information right away.)
by rabidapeshit April 14, 2009
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Cigarelentless

Adjective used to describe that motherfucker that incessantly bums smokes from everyone.
by rabidapeshit March 17, 2009
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