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chuzzles by Taylor colburn February 29, 2008
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Chuzzler
Anyone, usually someone easily offended, who uses the internet (typically Google or Urban Dictionary) to find the definition of an insult they’ve just been butthurt by. Thusly proving the person who originally issued the insult correct. Most often, they’ll try to use that as an insult towards someone else later on. In the process, creating another Chuzzler.
Hipster: He called me a “cuck” what the hell does that even mean ?
Rational Person 1: It means “Eat shit Chuz, no one cares what you think.”
Hipster: Chuz !?! And what’s that supposed to mean ??
Rational Person 2: Jesus Christ Chuzzler, just go ahead and Google it, we all know you want to.
Rational Person 1: It means “Eat shit Chuz, no one cares what you think.”
Hipster: Chuz !?! And what’s that supposed to mean ??
Rational Person 2: Jesus Christ Chuzzler, just go ahead and Google it, we all know you want to.
Chuzzler by Dane Haggis March 3, 2020
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Chuzzle
The act of two men rubbing their beards gently and affectionately against one another, like two cats nuzzling.
(Orientation of either man is irrelevant, but soft beard-on-beard action is essential.)
(Orientation of either man is irrelevant, but soft beard-on-beard action is essential.)
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Chazzles
noun-an exceptionally beautiful member of the male race whose sexual appetite equals that of Chuck Norris
verb-the act of taking an object from a store without forfeiting money
(related term- "Chazzles-friendly": adj- the absence of a security tag form an item)
verb-the act of taking an object from a store without forfeiting money
(related term- "Chazzles-friendly": adj- the absence of a security tag form an item)
noun: "Damn, Chace Crawford is such a Chazzles!"
verb: "I'm a bit short on cash, but I really want that dress. Should I chazzle it?"
adj: "Wow! Everything is here is tagged...definitely NOT chazzles-friendly..."
verb: "I'm a bit short on cash, but I really want that dress. Should I chazzle it?"
adj: "Wow! Everything is here is tagged...definitely NOT chazzles-friendly..."
Chuzzle
A furry creature with two huge eyes and no nose or mouth.
They exist in a computer game where you must get 3 in a row to make them disappear. When you click the chuzzle it shakes
They exist in a computer game where you must get 3 in a row to make them disappear. When you click the chuzzle it shakes
Chuzzle by blondiiiii247 March 31, 2010
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