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church rat 

A snobby person who only shows up to church service and attends as many as possible to try and look holier than any other person in the congregation. Whereas people who attend a church service with pure altruistic intentions can be compared to church mice, a church rat is someone who is a predatory pest in comparison to the harmless mice. Church rats tend to be holier than thou, hypocritical, gossiping nuisances.
He's a church rat looks down on the other people who don't come to every church service let alone every sunday.
church rat by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
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church rat 

a child who doesn't know their dad is secretly gay
- Sam just told me that his dad is gay, he's a church rat no longer!
church rat by gus man November 8, 2022

Church-rat

A person who worships the Christian/Catholic faith to the point of practically living inside the church but at the same time not wanting to become a priest/nun.
Todd is such a Church-rat
Church-rat by TheNightParade June 17, 2023

Churchrat 

A ghetto-dwelling or ghetto-acting african-american female who goes to a church. She also claims she loves jesus and god. However, the female still retains the hoodrat mentality. Stank attitude, bad weave, still putting out babies by different fathers, etc. She is still a textbook hoodrat, she just goes to church now.
Damn, look at that churchrat. She tells me I need jesus, but she had sex with my boy doggystyle last week!!!!

My girl just turned into a churchrat. She still a hoodrat, but now she goes to church on sunday.
Churchrat by Robzilla06 December 22, 2008

churchmate 

1. A companion or associate in one's church
2. A churchian serving in the same church as another
3. A fellow churchian
"Hey, churchmate!"
churchmate by timlight July 16, 2009

Churchateer 

a fellow homie that goes to your church.
My homie dj is a churchateer
Churchateer by Kyle November 19, 2003

Churchateer 

Jonny is a member of the "New Hieghts" Chruch gang.
Churchateer by Chris Niemi November 21, 2003
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