Chunkymonkey

Little bender with a pointy ass head aka bean head that drives hot pink cars so basically a (the ultimate faggot)

Tom is such a chunkymonkey

by Chunkymonkey July 14, 2017

chunkymonkey

some greedy nub, enjoys long walks along the beach with his walrus girlfriends. uncontrollable amounts of laziness seem to have an aura around him. Chunkymonkey usually reins from hebrew descent, but is known to belong to a religion called "Laackmanism".

pronunciation: AA-CHUUNNGAY MuuuNKAI. I was at the beach with a bunch of my friends and i saw this chunkymonkey, but thankfully we got away from it after throwing a cheeto at it.

by ctoucher July 11, 2007

Chunkymonkey

A possitive term used in good situation. (Similar to the term 'dog water' only positive.)

'I hope you have a very chunkymonkey day!'

by Ratmutation September 26, 2021

chunky monkey

a chunky money is a firearm most likely referring to a 38. special.

a nigga im finna go do a drill pass the chunky monkey on hood

by anonymous December 23, 2021

chunky monkey

noun: the object of a chubby chaser's affection. Never refer to another person as a "chunky monkey" unless-
A. you know the person very well, so much so that said person would not be offended by being called one, or-
B. you can run very fast and will never see the person again.

A. come on over later, my little chunky monkey!
B. baby, you are a chunky monkey. leave some food for the rest of the world!

by earpuller October 10, 2005

chunky monkey

A magically delicious Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream flavor.

Let's go down to the 7-11 for a pint of Chunky Monkey.

by Jimbo Jones August 22, 2003

Chunky monkey

What you say when someone pukes half-digested food and it looks chunky.

Person 1: *tosses their cookies*
Person 2: Chunky monkey!

by ilovechoccymilk July 16, 2021