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Floofy Chonky Boi 

How white dog/cat owners describe their 8 year old pet which is slowly dying due to it's sheer morbid obesity from eating literally nothing but Hot Pockets and Pop Tarts.
Veterinarian: Sir, your pet is dying and is severely overweight, I would be concerned about it if I were you.
Bobby: Floofy chonky boi!
Floofy Chonky Boi by dashy99993 April 7, 2020

chonky boi 

chonky really but also cute they said to give some background so in Vietnam back in the war

they said chonky boi
friend: that' one chonky boi
me: thank you
friend: jake paul is cancer
me: I know
chonky boi by random ginger nonce November 23, 2019

Chonky boi 

Colloquial term used amongst herpers, amateur and academic alike, to endearingly describe particularly awe-inspiring individuals belonging to order Urodela, and generally referring to any individual of said order.
Zongol: hey, it’s been raining a ton, we should go see if there are any chonky bois in the forest tonight!
Sdvel: aye, me lad! I’ll be ready by 8:00pm, does that work for you?
Zongol: yep
Sdvel: cool :)
Zongol: it is cool
Chonky boi by Lord Zoltan February 22, 2021

boil chunks 

When somebody pours steaming hot cream of potato soup into an enlarged rectum and the anus bubbles up like a swamp.
Nick Milano is in the hospital after giving Mike Schmitt boil chunks because a clump of potato shot out and burned Nick's eye.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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