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Floofy Chonky Boi 

How white dog/cat owners describe their 8 year old pet which is slowly dying due to it's sheer morbid obesity from eating literally nothing but Hot Pockets and Pop Tarts.
Veterinarian: Sir, your pet is dying and is severely overweight, I would be concerned about it if I were you.
Bobby: Floofy chonky boi!

chonky boi 

chonky really but also cute they said to give some background so in Vietnam back in the war

they said chonky boi
friend: that' one chonky boi
me: thank you
friend: jake paul is cancer
me: I know
chonky boi by random ginger nonce November 23, 2019

Chonky boi 

Colloquial term used amongst herpers, amateur and academic alike, to endearingly describe particularly awe-inspiring individuals belonging to order Urodela, and generally referring to any individual of said order.
Zongol: hey, it’s been raining a ton, we should go see if there are any chonky bois in the forest tonight!
Sdvel: aye, me lad! I’ll be ready by 8:00pm, does that work for you?
Zongol: yep
Sdvel: cool :)
Zongol: it is cool
Chonky boi by Lord Zoltan February 22, 2021

boil chunks 

When somebody pours steaming hot cream of potato soup into an enlarged rectum and the anus bubbles up like a swamp.
Nick Milano is in the hospital after giving Mike Schmitt boil chunks because a clump of potato shot out and burned Nick's eye.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026