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Floofy Chonky Boi 

How white dog/cat owners describe their 8 year old pet which is slowly dying due to it's sheer morbid obesity from eating literally nothing but Hot Pockets and Pop Tarts.
Veterinarian: Sir, your pet is dying and is severely overweight, I would be concerned about it if I were you.
Bobby: Floofy chonky boi!

chonky boi 

chonky really but also cute they said to give some background so in Vietnam back in the war

they said chonky boi
friend: that' one chonky boi
me: thank you
friend: jake paul is cancer
me: I know
chonky boi by random ginger nonce November 23, 2019

Chonky boi 

Colloquial term used amongst herpers, amateur and academic alike, to endearingly describe particularly awe-inspiring individuals belonging to order Urodela, and generally referring to any individual of said order.
Zongol: hey, it’s been raining a ton, we should go see if there are any chonky bois in the forest tonight!
Sdvel: aye, me lad! I’ll be ready by 8:00pm, does that work for you?
Zongol: yep
Sdvel: cool :)
Zongol: it is cool
Chonky boi by Lord Zoltan February 22, 2021

boil chunks 

When somebody pours steaming hot cream of potato soup into an enlarged rectum and the anus bubbles up like a swamp.
Nick Milano is in the hospital after giving Mike Schmitt boil chunks because a clump of potato shot out and burned Nick's eye.