chrustacean
Christian is a chrustacean
chrustacean by Tan_starr August 29, 2003
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Rusty Crustacean
The Rusty Crustacean is a sexual act where; a female lays on her back and her partner puts their thumb inside the vagina and four remaining fingers inside the anus of the female. Then, the partner squeezes their fingers together (reenacting the movement a crustacean's claws make when closing) causing fluctuation of the vaginal and anal region of the female. Maximum pleasure is promised if performed correctly.
Rusty Crustacean by Nick Buhlugahorn April 13, 2015
crotch crustacean
I contracted a case of the crotch crustaceans from the trousers I purchased at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Of course the old lady just ain't buying it...
crotch crustacean by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
vagina crustaceans
when you have sex and your intercourse partner cums on you're vaginal area and you forget to clean up and it dries up and stays on your vagina and it hardens into a crust
vagina crustaceans by obama jesus satan kawaii queen August 21, 2014
Bourgeoi-Crustaceans
Bourgeoi-Crustaceans by Javier2798 November 7, 2017
Legit Crustacean Minutes
The time of night when the less dominant niggas go out to scavange through the debris to find food (the prefered food is chicken). This is betweem 3:30AM to 4:00AM. After the real niggas have transformed back from being isopods which was during real isopod hours.
Legit Crustacean Minutes by CarlAzuzV.2 February 8, 2018
Crustacean yogurt
Crustacean yogurt by Hot mama Hershey December 6, 2017
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