chrisward

Chrisward is a ship name between chris Wood and Edward Schmit, because.. have you seen the way they look at eachother?!

me: oh my god Chrisward is amazing!
person: who is chrisward?
me: Its a ship name of Chris Wood and Edward Schmit!

by chrisward October 17, 2021

Chrisland

A country occupying a land similar to that of Europe in a galaxy far far away. Chrisland is rich in natural resources, population and workforce; it has a high standard of living, and a great military. Chrisland is on the Libertarian side when it comes to politics, so the Second Amendment (right to bare arms) is alive here, along with the First. Chrisland is a Federation, with the Colgorelle (where the Fed. gov. is headed), States, Counties, and Cities making up the different governments that its citizens adhere to. States collect the majority of the taxes, while the Fed collects very little. The Fed. taxes go towards the National Military

Someone from Chrisland is called a Chrislander.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

chriswoodsexual

Been attracted to the hottest man alive, know as Chris wood. Many chriswoodsexuals would pay to let him run them over.

Hey what’s you sexuality.

Chriswoodsexual

by Chriswood January 1, 2021

Chritarded

An adjective used to describe how people become retarded around Christmas time

Unbelievable, look at those grown women cat fighting over the Justin Beiber Christmas CD. What total Chritarded morons.

by ReReRubberRoom November 30, 2011

chessward

a term used to describe a chess streamer that is autistic in nature, often saying slurs in return for twitch bits and donations.

Alex: Please say the n word chessward (donation of 100 Bits)
Chessward: no i will not say that, more bitties please.

by realtackshooter August 2, 2023

Chrisland Orthodox

A Charismatic church in the mythical country of Chrisland. The church focuses on the gifts of the Holy Spirit and spreading the Gospel by one's lives, love towards others, and demonstration of the gifts of the Spirit to edify the Church.

The Chrisland Orthodox Church is the only growing denomination in the World.

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Christardation

The Mental Illness of Fundamentalist Christians

"He Has a Very Serious Case of Christardation"

"He Suffers from Christardation"

by Atheist(topix) January 18, 2010