christyen

One fucken hammah

That guy is such a christyen

by Bhutghknd November 22, 2021

christyen

One hammer

That guy is a christyen.

by Bhutghknd November 22, 2021

christyen

A person with a massive hammer.

Look at that guy walking around like a christyen.

by Bhutghknd November 23, 2021

Crank Christening

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Christyne

Passionate and fun to an almost infectious level yet moody when you least expect it. Loves fast cars, small towns, and old friends.

Those with the name Christyne are extremely passionate.

by Big Mike 69 February 3, 2010

Chrislyn

A beautiful and intelligent girl who tends to have blonde moments but is really smart.

What are you gonna name your kid? Chrislyn.

by HAYYBAYYBAYY February 4, 2010

Christyna

Most beautiful , smart , lovely , girl you'll ever meet . She is always real AF & can be a good ass friend . A keeper , never wanna lose her . She has swag from head to toe . Always on point . Everyone loves her yet hates on her . Best thing to have around .

Christyna is always on point with her swag . You gotta love her .

by Rosiebbby September 28, 2011