Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

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Christyne

Passionate and fun to an almost infectious level yet moody when you least expect it. Loves fast cars, small towns, and old friends.

Those with the name Christyne are extremely passionate.

Christyne by Big Mike 69 February 3, 2010

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Chrislyn

A beautiful and intelligent girl who tends to have blonde moments but is really smart.

What are you gonna name your kid? Chrislyn.

Chrislyn by HAYYBAYYBAYY February 4, 2010

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Christyna

Most beautiful , smart , lovely , girl you'll ever meet . She is always real AF & can be a good ass friend . A keeper , never wanna lose her . She has swag from head to toe . Always on point . Everyone loves her yet hates on her . Best thing to have around .

Christyna is always on point with her swag . You gotta love her .

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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