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Crank Christening
The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.
Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012
Christyne
Passionate and fun to an almost infectious level yet moody when you least expect it. Loves fast cars, small towns, and old friends.
Christyne by Big Mike 69 February 3, 2010
Chrislyn
Chrislyn by HAYYBAYYBAYY February 4, 2010
Christyna
Most beautiful , smart , lovely , girl you'll ever meet . She is always real AF & can be a good ass friend . A keeper , never wanna lose her . She has swag from head to toe . Always on point . Everyone loves her yet hates on her . Best thing to have around .