Christian Fun 

The most boring things on earth to do. All those things that one would not normally consider fun, but to Christian's they are fun.

Issac: "Do you want to go knit and read passages out of the Bible?"

Ben: "Fuck no, I'd rather felch a dirty asshole then have some of that Christian Fun"

Christian Fun by Itchy Gooch Man May 10, 2008

christian fun 

Doing things that are christian hardcore e.g. playing scrabble, playing bingo/housie

person1: how was looking after your great grandmother
person2: we played scrabble and housie... had so much christian fun

christian fun by shewlase October 24, 2009

Christian Fundamentalism 

The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity (see God) that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.

The Bush administration is a prime example of Christian fundamentalism gone horribly sour.

Christian Fundamentalism by GleefulSchizo666 November 19, 2005

christian fundamentalism 

All you have to do is let Christ into your heart and you're saved. The worst religion on the planet. Worse than Scientology. It's destructive. It preaches that being born is a sin and that nobody but God can help you. THIS gives these fascists the licence to do whatever they want, so long as they let Christ into their hearts, all will be ok because through Vicarious Atonenment, Jesus saved us all. whatEVER!

Bush: "What's Christian Fundamentalism? Well, I'm gonna bomb the fuck out of Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, and piss off Kim Jong Il with my hypocrisy and kill my own people by conspiring to have two planes launched into the twin towers in NY and a missile at the Pentagon....But it's ok, I'll just let christ into my heart and all will be forgiven"

christian fundamentalism by cragget July 19, 2006

Christian Fundamentalist

Includes over 90% of all Christians, who think they are better then everybody else because they believe an out dated and plainly false theory about the origin of the universe.

And also think that everyone but themselves will burn in hell for ever.

He's a Christian Fundamentalist.

Christian Fundamentalist by Judge dredd7 June 4, 2011

christian funk 

A retarded dyke monkey boy

"Christian Funk is my bestfriend <33"

christian funk by fortnitekingun November 28, 2023

Fundamentalist Christian 

Possibly the largest group of hypocritical, repressed homosexuals I have ever seen. (I'm not using homosexual as some sort of insult, I just think a lot of them are overcompensating and straight for jesus)

Pride for Father Ted! (He's a fundamentalist christian who hired a gay prostitute to rub his back while he was smoking meth, on his way to his "super church" to preach about the evils of homosexuality)

Fundamentalist Christian by Hazard13 July 1, 2008