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chrisonje 

he’s the type of person that would make you laugh. He’s amazing is everything he does. He will never break your heart. If you cheat on him he would know what to do because he’s a smart guy. He’s always into his work and he never slow down, he’s the best person a girl can ask for, he’s very attractive, smart, handsome, and sexy.
oh, so beautiful Chrisonje is so sexy I would love me some Chrisonje
chrisonje by jbean030 October 3, 2022
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chrysonoe 

A beautiful volleyball player that never shuts up. She makes weird noises and is sometimes loud. She has no difficulty finding friends with the name of Styliani Zoi Chip Kassalia.
Don't fuck with Chrysonoe!
chrysonoe by kjhgcytdchhb hcfu January 17, 2018

CHRYSONOE 

CHRYSONOE is a beautiful sea creature that never shuts up and is a volleyball champion. She is good at cheating during exams and she doesn't find difficulties having friends. Her celebrity crush is Zac Efron. She likes apples and if you mess with her, she will rip your heart off.
Don't fuck with CHRYSONOE!
CHRYSONOE by kjhgcytdchhb hcfu January 17, 2018

Chrisney, Indiana 

A small town in Southern Indiana known by the locals as Long Beach Chrisney (LBC). The LBC is filled with bad mother fuckers. These bad mother fuckers tend to drink copious amounts of Busch Light Beer. There have been reports of egregious whiskey drinking as well. Chrisney people are quite different from other breeds of humans. University studies have shown that Chrisney people have Adonis DNA and tiger blood flowing throughout their bodies. This accounts for their winning ways. Random urine tests have shown that Chrisney residents do indeed piss excellence among other things.
Q: Where is "God's country" located?

A: Chrisney, Indiana.

chrisander 

Boss of bosses. Dude too cool for these basics.
Dude, hail chrisander.
chrisander by Supermom1997 December 19, 2016

chrisness 

that is to be one with the might of chris,

1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)

2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements

3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)
1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.

2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"

3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"
chrisness by chris February 21, 2005

christonie 

Someone that is open minded and is a strong person when he/she loves you they ate always left and hurt but Christonie means a caring & lovable Person
Christ sent to me christonie
christonie by Christonie May 16, 2018