chriseppa

hottest person on earth.. best person.. kind.. loving.. pretty.. amazing.. godd...

oh my god.. is that chriseppa.... hes so hot 🥺🥺🥺😅😅😅

by penisgobbler0069 February 15, 2021

chrisevanssexual

only attracted to chris evans

“Hello! I just came out as Chrisevanssexual!”

by mrs.evansss January 6, 2021

chrisevansisdatingme

the silliest goose on the planet!! One of my fav mutuals tbh ily <3 #thienna4life

"Did you see that chrisevansisdatingme made another video about thanos?"
"Yeah! #thienna is my fav ship"

by heybbg August 30, 2021

Chriselda

An amazing, funny and sarcastic person. An optimistic individual with a pure heart. Artistic and is a dreamer.

1) Damn, i wish i was as cool as chriselda.

2) Chriselda is the definition of swag.

by Cookiebar April 17, 2017

Christipalin

- noun

A term that born-again pentocostal christians use to describe their religion out of fear that saying they are a born-again pentocostal will hurt their political career.

"Let's go into that Christipalin church, and pray that raped women don't get abortions."

"Let's go into that Christipalin church, and perform an exorcism on a gay."

"I believe in Christipalin-ity, and 2,000 years ago people road their dinosaurs to church."

by Sparkle Awesomnator July 10, 2009

Christopath

A christian fanatic who tries enforce their archaic and unhealthy beliefs on the rest of society, to its detriment. As an example, the belief that marital rape doesn't exist because women should submit to their husbands in marriage in all ways, or the belief that homosexuals are evil and should be treated badly. (And yes, I grew up with both of these beliefs generally accepted in rural Iowa 50 years ago).

The Christopath longed for the good old days in America when there weren't any homosexuals and women had as many babies as God wanted them to.

by Had_Enough_37 April 20, 2020

Chrisparrow

When someone is constantly saying something that is not funny, or that causes people to become hating of what someone says.

Group: Haha, Brett has termites!
P1: No! Brett doesn't have termites, he has crabs! *Laughs*
Group: ... You are being such a chrisparrow!

by Germa88 May 9, 2009