Christopath

A christian fanatic who tries enforce their archaic and unhealthy beliefs on the rest of society, to its detriment. As an example, the belief that marital rape doesn't exist because women should submit to their husbands in marriage in all ways, or the belief that homosexuals are evil and should be treated badly. (And yes, I grew up with both of these beliefs generally accepted in rural Iowa 50 years ago).

The Christopath longed for the good old days in America when there weren't any homosexuals and women had as many babies as God wanted them to.

by Had_Enough_37 April 20, 2020

Christoph

Chrostophs are f*cking hot! Tall and talented, even artsie. He may have a hard shell and look like a though guy but when his nerdy, soft side comes to the surface, he will really blow anyone away. Everyone should have a Christoph in their lives because he's the best person and friend you could ask for. He cares about the small things and is always sincere and sweet. Christophs are also great in bed ;)

You see that great guy over there? Yeah, he's my Christoph.

by Carolinebee July 1, 2017

Christoph Schneider

An absolute sex-beast drummer who is a member of the German band Rammstein.

Oh yes, Christoph Schneider that sexy motherfucker in the German band Rammstein

by Christoph_doom_schneider_ November 9, 2019

Christoph

That kid who is kind of shy and kind of holds back, but once you get to know him you realize he's a really great person that you shouldn't forget. He's one of the few people out there who really cares about stuff and while he doesn't always show it; stuff affects him. His only flaw is that he often looks at people the same way, which means ties can be easilly broken and it is really hard to be a best friend. but it's all worth it in the end.

Christoph is really cool. I just wish he thought of me more.

by Dead-Man August 17, 2011

Christoph

A cute, hot, sexy guy, who's everything a girl could ever want.

Christoph is the man of my dreams.

by J1254 January 1, 2010

christoplher

Some person who tried to type 'Christopher" but can't fucking spell

i hate christoplher

*christopher

by Globalwarmingyay May 16, 2017

Christathon

An annual gathering in the city of London, where participants dress like Jesus and go on a pub crawl via various religiously named bars and pubs. Nominally to raise money for charity, but in reality, to offend as many cranks as possible.

"You going on the Christathon this year?"

"Of course, I built a 9 foot Crucifix with a sound system for just that occaision!"

by Jonny_yeah April 14, 2009