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Chris Lopez 

Chris Lopez is a fictional businessman and politician who resides in Los Santos, a city featured in GTA V. He is shown to be very hypocritical, corrupt and mischievous. He’s often involved in illicit activities while serving in public office, and manages to cover it up. Chris is also involved in questionable business practices.

He works for a company in the city when he’s not in politics. The company has ties to the pornography industry and is regularly involved in illicit activities as well. He started work for the company as a cab driver, and quickly went through the ranks, eventually landing the spot of COO. He assists the company with crimes, despite being a former police officer, the reason for this is unknown.

Chris is always looking for any ways to gain more power and influence, even sometimes going through unethical ways of achieving that. He started gaining even more power when he first got involved into politics, and that has kept going ever since. Everyone seems to be oblivious to his corruption, no matter how blatant it is. Perhaps most people just don’t care or they somehow haven’t noticed.

However, some people do attack him for corruption, but he profusely denies the accusations every time they’re brought up. The American people side with Chris most of the time and he makes the accusers look ridiculous. He goes to great lengths to cover up his corruption, such as bribing authorities or having people killed. He makes Richard Nixon’s reputation look amazing.
Michael: “Hey, did you see what happened to Chris?”
Frank: “Chris Lopez? Yeah. That fucker got what he deserved, this wouldn’t have happened if the people listened to me sooner!”
Chris Lopez by ChrisLopezLS July 16, 2019
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the chris lopez 

A sexual act- The chris lopez is when you place a girl on top of your penis while you are laying down flat on your back. you then begin spinning the girl as if she was a basketball. You do all this while fist-pumping with the hand not being used to spin.
-Hey so I heard you're pretty good at basketball.

-Yea, i guess.

-Have you ever tried the chris lopez?
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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