chowward

To brown nose in a mind-numbingly obsequious manner, esp in an office setting.

"That Chris guy sure is chowarding it up in the boss's office"

by FrodeoClown August 23, 2005

Chowtard

(noun) A person or persons who work at a marine corp mess hall, who have down syndrome/mental retardation.

A retard who works in a cafetaria line on a military base.

Those chowtards told me to take my cover off inside the chow hall.

You're as dumb as a chowtard.

by nasty_nastee August 14, 2009

Choward

To be a chump;coward;chicken

Mr. Chris Palmer described the Israelites as chowards in 1 Samuel 17.

by KK or K-K-K-Kaitlin June 21, 2008