Chowdered

To be chowdered is to make out with a girl within 30 minutes of her giving a different dude head, preferably in the rank ass bathroom of your local bar.

Joe: Dude, I just made out with the hottest chick in the room.

Mike: Which one?

Joe: The one over there in the blue shirt.

Mike: Bro, she just blew me in the bathroom five minutes ago. You just got chowdered.

by Buck Fertuzzi August 1, 2010

Chowdered

When you throw up in your hand and smear it on someone else.

"Dude my girlfriend got so drunk last night..she chowdered all over me"

"Next time I eat that shitty food I swear I'll chowder all over you.

by chowder. April 4, 2011

clam chowdered

pretty high off marijuana

will and i got clam chowdered off that mids today... it was halfway decent!

by sammer July 30, 2005

Clam Chowdered

Like beef stewing someone but with semen

Barry was mad that when Jordan Clam Chowdered him it got in his mouth

by Gypo Jones August 20, 2013

Clampt Chowder

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.

Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.

by Summerbees November 3, 2011

Chowder Cow

Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling, wet mound of rippling fat and human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.

Me: "It appears as if a Chowder Cow is headed in our direction."

Friend: "Shit."

by myno January 22, 2013

choderider

A person who, in addition to burgling turds and being a dingleberry, enjoys riding on big fat beefy chodes.

Dev is such a motherfucking choderider he should seriously have to get a permit for that kind of choderiding.

by sunnyfunnypunnylittlebunny March 21, 2017