chotch bag

a douche bag's evil twin cousin. A chotch bag is more than just a useless idiot, he or she is consistently a useless idiot, often times on purpose.

David: Damn, frickin Jim is such a douche bag!

Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.

David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?

Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!

by DPdaix June 21, 2007

Chooch Bag

One that is known for his unethical amount of marijuana consumption.

Baldino is such a chooch bag. All he does is smoke weed 24/7.

by anonymous4893748972348324 March 23, 2017

chonch bag

A person worse than a douche bag who usually also smeels horrible.

After my boyfriend gave me a donkey punch without my permission i thought he was a total chonch bag.

by beny boy November 8, 2008

crotch bag

The extra amount of fabric that one accumulates as a result of wearing one's pants not designed to be at your hips on your hips or lower, creating a "bag" in your crotch and, thus, making your crotch look too long.

"Hey, John, look at Sarah! She has a crotch bag and a muffin top!"

by Antiquity June 23, 2008

choch bag

Slang term for your balls, slats, nuts, gnads, gnards, jewels, etc.

"I told her it's not the dress that makes her look fat... it's the fat that makes her look fat - and she turned around and kneed me in the Choch Bag."

by Monkeyfuck McGrew May 2, 2005

chonch bag

a person of low moral value who also smeels like rotten pussy.

after my useless boyfriend donkey punched me i knew for sure he was a chonch bag

by ben dussy November 8, 2008

Crotch Bag

Word used to define a Fake or Knock Off Coach Bag.

One may tell if a Coach bag is Crotch by looking at the signature double C logo. Are those C's or G's? Many of them are a mixture of C's and O's, which can be harder to establish.

OMG!! Look at that hideous excuse of a Coach bag!! Thats definitly a complete CROTCH BAG!!!

by Renée R July 9, 2006