Definitions by Antiquity

fungi sexual 

One who is sexually attracted to Fungi. All they ever think of, is to procreate with fungi in the wild or in bed.

Person 1: Who do you like ?

Person 2: That fungi that's growing in the garden. I'm so Fungi sexual

Person 1: Get yourself mentally checked!

fungi sexual by Antiquity February 21, 2023

crotch bag 

The extra amount of fabric that one accumulates as a result of wearing one's pants not designed to be at your hips on your hips or lower, creating a "bag" in your crotch and, thus, making your crotch look too long.

"Hey, John, look at Sarah! She has a crotch bag and a muffin top!"

crotch bag by Antiquity June 23, 2008