2 definitions by Antiquity

The extra amount of fabric that one accumulates as a result of wearing one's pants not designed to be at your hips on your hips or lower, creating a "bag" in your crotch and, thus, making your crotch look too long.
"Hey, John, look at Sarah! She has a crotch bag and a muffin top!"
by Antiquity June 24, 2008
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One who is sexually attracted to Fungi. All they ever think of, is to procreate with fungi in the wild or in bed.
Person 1: Who do you like ?

Person 2: That fungi that's growing in the garden. I'm so Fungi sexual

Person 1: Get yourself mentally checked!
by Antiquity February 22, 2023
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